The Tampa Bay Rays and the beloved Boston Red Sox are in a close race for the AL East pennant… I wonder how the Rays feel about the Red Sox. Link bait anyone? (Click on photo to enlarge).

Read this first for context. (Russ’ SEO brain).

My official statement in response:
a) “I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit just to play baseball,” Pete Rose, aka, “Charlie Hustle”

b) Beer is the world’s oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage, but root beer is superior because of its tendency to not cause cirrhosis.

c) Since “mothballed and “put into mothballs” refer to anything which is put into storage or whose operation is suspended, I have no comment on this in relation to this potentially happening to my brain after lunch.